Laugh At Yourself First, Before Anyone Else

What Is A Bore? Maxwell Definition: A Vacuum Cleaner Of Society, Sucking Up Everything And Giving Nothing. How Do You Spot One? Bores Are Always Anxious To Be Seen Talking To You.

Only Those Who Have Earned Leisure Know How To Use It Profitably.

People Who Have Escaped From Poverty Are Like Old Soldiers. In Later Years They Recount The Little, Amusing Incidents That Happened Infrequently, And Conveniently Forget The Long, Unrelieved Stretches Of Misery And Boredom.

Most Rich People Are The Poorest People I Know.

Intolerance Of Mediocrity Has Been The Main Prop Of My Independence.