If God Didn't Want Man To Hunt,

If You're Happy In What You're Doing, You'll Like Yourself, You'll Have Inner Peace.

Some Sad News From Australia... The Inventor Of The Boomerang Grenade Died Today.

We Resort, Frankly, To Pies, Which Is A Comedy Staple That's Gone Back, I Guess, To Since The First Pie Was Ever Baked.

When The Public Starts Classifying You As Thoughtful, Someone Given To Serious Issues, You Find Yourself Declassified As A Humorist.

Happiness Is Being Stuck In An Elevator And Discovering The Ravishing Blonde With You Is A Liquor Salesman With A Case Of Samples.