Knock Knock. Who's There? The Truth. No

Thankfully Dreams Can Change. If We'd All Stuck With Our First Dream, The World Would Be Overrun With Cowboys And Princesses. So Whatever Your Dream Is Right Now, If You Don't Achieve It, You Haven't Failed And You're Not Some Loser-but Just As Importantly-if You Do Get Your Dream, You're Not A Winner.

In Order To Be A Top-tier Candidate, I Need 7.5 Million Dollars, And I Currently Have 0.0 Million Dollars.

I Teach Sunday School, Motherf*****.

As We All Know, Reality Has A Liberal Bias.

I'm Not A Truthiness Fanatic, I'm Truthiness's Father.