Kids, Man, They're Way Too Honest. They're

When You're A Comedian, The Holy Grail Is An Hour Long Hbo Special.

I Know Enough Football To Know That's Funny!

You Gotta Hang Out With People Who Have Big Dreams And Believe In That Dream.

For About Three Years I Was Performing At One Bar In East Los Angeles That Was Like A Mean Dive Bar. You're In There Performing For Drunks Or Bikers, Not The Most Flattering People. I Think It Helped Build My Confidence, Because You Have To Get Their Attention, Then Make Them Laugh.

You Can't Be Bad Ass In A Car That Kills Gas Like I Kill Tacos.