Kids Always Act Up The Most Before

They Don't Want You To Vote. If They Did, We Wouldn't Vote On A Tuesday. In November. You Ever Throw A Party On A Tuesday? No. Because Nobody Would Come.

My Mother Is The Kind Of Woman You Don't Want To Be In Line Behind At The Supermarket. She Has Coupons For Coupons.

People Are The Same Wherever You Go. And If They Weren't, They Wouldn't Laugh At The Same S**t.

Stand-up Comedy Is Like The Lowest Medium In All Of Show Business In Levels Of Respect.

I Love Seeing Black People Do Normal Things, Being Judged As Normal People.