Keep Your Facts, I'm Going With The

My Grandfather Did Not Travel Across 4,000 Miles Of The Atlantic Ocean To See This Country Overrun By Immigrants. He Did It Because He Killed A Man Back In Ireland.

Arby's: If I Was About To Be Killed, I Would Eat It.

(on Fox News).... It's Like Watching A Disney Movie About The News.

...why Were You Happier When You Were A Kid? Because You Didn't Know Anything. The More You Know, The Sadder You Get.

The Only Thing That Gets Me High Is The Musky Scent Of My Enemy's Fear