Atheism: The Religion Devoted To The Worship

I Teach Sunday School, Motherf*****.

It's Much Better To Invite The Audience To Be Part Of Your Show Rather Than Saying, "i Command You To Do This." The Other Thing Is, You Have To Follow Through. If You Initiate A Game And They Take Part, You Can't Stop Until It Reaches A Mutually Satisfying Resolution.

Warning, I May Contain More Than A Trace Amount Of Nut.

There's Nothing American Tourists Like More Than The Things They Can Get At Home.

I Know That The Pope's Infallible, But That Doesn't Mean He Can't Make Mistakes.