I'm Not A Fan Of The Facts.

Hey Yogurt, If You're So Cultured, How Come I Never See You At The Opera?

Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk-- Get Angry And Punch A Cow.

Anyone Can Read The News To You. I Promise To Feel The News At You.

Yeah, Silver And His Math Are Jokes, Because Math Has A Liberal Bias. After All, Math Is The Reason Mitt Romney's Tax Plan Doesn't Add Up.

The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword, If You Shoot That Pen Out Of A Gun