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Never Confuse Motion With Action.

Rich Widows Are The Only Secondhand Goods That Sell At First-class Prices.

Teach Your Child To Hold His Tongue; He'll Learn Fast Enough To Speak.

Those Who Are Fear'd, Are Hated.

Here Is My Creed. I Believe In One God, Creator Of The Universe. That He Governs It By His Providence. That He Ought To Be Worshiped. That The Most Acceptable Service We Render Him Is Doing Good To His Other Children. That The Soul Of Man Is Immortal, And Will Be Treated With Justice In Another Life Respecting Its Conduct In This.