Justin Bieber Stole My Haircut. And Axl

My Wife Says When I Go Out To The Refrigerator, I Do Three Minutes (entertaining) When The Light Goes On!

I Was Mad At Screen Gems, But I'm Not Mad At Them Anymore.

People Always Expect You To Be Jumping Out Of A Rolls Royce And Being In The Papers For Drunk And Disorderly Or Sleeping Around.

My Family Is A Part Of My Life And Everything Is All A Mixture Of Enjoyment.

The Dutchman Sails As Its Captain Commands!