Justin Bieber Stole My Haircut. And Axl

It Used To Be 65 When You Went Into Retirement. Before That, When You Got Into Your 50s, You Were Getting Older.

The Thing Is, The Reader Doesn't Want To Hear About Bad Times.

People Always Expect You To Be Jumping Out Of A Rolls Royce And Being In The Papers For Drunk And Disorderly Or Sleeping Around.

I Know A Lot Of People In The Retirement Village That I Have A House In In Florida That Are On The Internet And Are Reading The Paper On The Internet, And They're Communicating On The Internet.

I Got Hate Letters From Girls All Over America Because I Wouldn't Go To The Prom With Them.