Just Because It's Not Nice Doesn't Mean

Building A Temple Didn't Mean You Believed In Gods, It Just Meant You Believed In Architecture.

Despite Rumor, Death Isn't Cruel--merely Terribly, Terribly Good At His Job.

Getting An Education Was A Bit Like A Communicable Sexual Disease. It Made You Unsuitable For A Lot Of Jobs And Then You Had The Urge To Pass It On.

You Can't Second-guess Ineffability, I Always Say.

As We All Know, The Discworld Is A Flat Planet - Like A Geological Pizza, But Without The Anchovies.