Nothing But Dust And Fundamentalists.

People Who Didn't Need People Needed People Around To Know That They Were The Kind Of People Who Didn't Need People.

"god Does Not Play Games With His Loyal Servants," Said The Metatron, But In A Worried Tone Of Voice. "whooo-eee," Said Crowley. "where Have You Been?"

Of Course, Ankh-morpork's Citizens Had Always Claimed That The River Water Was Incredibly Pure. Any Water That Had Passed Through So Many Kidneys, They Reasoned, Had To Be Very Pure Indeed.

Oh Dear Me, The Booker People Don't Like Me. I Don't Care. I Have Been Given An Award For Being Taken Not Seriously, And I Am Very, Very Pleased About That.

Any Fool Could Be A Witch With A Runic Knife, But It Took Skill To Be One With An Apple Corer.