Just Because It's A Rat Race Doesn't

If You Don't Want To Get Old, Don't Mellow.

I Was Raised By And Have Raised People Who Regard Telling One Story When Two Would Do As A Sign Someone Is Not Really Trying.

It's Not Brain Surgery. It's Not Nuclear Physics. It's Television. It's Only Television.

Always Remember To Set A Place At The Table Of Life For The Unexpected Guest.

[my Father] Was Generous With His Affection, Given To Great, Awkward, Engulfing Hugs, And I Can Remember So Clearly The Smell Of His Hugs, All Starched Shirt, Tobacco, Old Spice, And Cutty Sark. Sometimes I Think I've Never Been Properly Hugged Since.