Only Dead Fish Swim With The Stream

Some Of The Qualities That Go Into Making A Good Reporter - Aggressiveness, A Certain Sneakiness, A Secretive Nature, Nosiness, The Ability To Find Out That Which Someone Wants Hidden, The Inability To Take 'no' With Any Sort Of Grace, A Taste For Gossip, Rudeness, A Fair Disdain For What People Will Think Of You And An Occasional And Calculated Disregard For Rules - Are Also Qualities That Go Into Making A Very Antisocial Human Being.

A Good Time To Laugh Is Any Time You Can.

Pitching Was About Fooling People, Manipulating Them, Making Them Believe In Something That Ultimately Wasn't There. Great Pitching Was Great Lying.

I Want To Know Why, If Men Rule The World, They Don't Stop Wearing Neckties.

It's Not Just The Cheerleading Thing I Have A Problem With, It's The Whole Jock Enchilada. I'm All For A Good Game Of Basketball In Teh Driveway Or A Killer Bike Ride. But When There's Tackling And Grunting Involved-- No Thanks.