Only Dead Fish Swim With The Stream

We Tried To Do The News Without Frills, Without Fluffy Hairdos, Without Graphics. It Does Say Something About Our Business That Is Not Very Pretty. It Didn't Matter How Good The Show Was. What Counted Was Money.

People Are Pretty Much Alike. It's Only That Our Differences Are More Susceptible To Definition Than Our Similarities.

There Are Two Types Of Change: The Change We Choose And The Change That Chooses Us.

It's Not Brain Surgery. It's Not Nuclear Physics. It's Television. It's Only Television.

A Few Weeks After My Surgery, I Went Out To Play Catch With My Golden Retriever. When I Bent Over To Pick Up The Ball, My Prosthesis Fell Out. The Dog Snatched It, And I Found Myself Chasing Him Down The Road Yelling "hey, Come Back Here With My Breast!"