No Matter How Smart You Are, You

The Creator Of The Universe Works In Mysterious Ways. But He Uses A Base Ten Counting System And Likes Round Numbers.

As Long As There Are Annoying People In The World, I Won't Run Out Of Material.

The First Time You See Something That You Have Never Seen Before, You Almost Always Know Right Away If You Should Eat It Or Run Away From It.

Men Live In A Fantasy World. I Know This Because I Am One, And I Actually Receive My Mail There

Dance Like It Hurts. Love Like You Need Money. Work When People Are Watching. -- Dogbert's Motto