As Long As There Are Annoying People

God Designs People's Emotions So You Fall In Love With People Who, In Return, Wouldn't Even Use Your Hollowed-out Skull For A Spittoon.

There's Kind Of A Toll You Have To Pay With A Cat; If You Don't Pet Her For 10 Minutes She'll Bother You For Six Hours.

Give A Man A Fish, And You'll Feed Him For A Day. Teach A Man To Fish, And He'll Buy A Funny Hat. Talk To A Hungry Man About Fish, And You're A Consultant.

Always Remember That As Long As Other People Are Gullible, There's No Limit To What You Can Achieve.

Your Business Clothes Are Naturally Attracted To Staining Liquids. This Attraction Is Strongest Just Before An Important Meeting.