Juno Macguff: I Don't Know What Kind

I've Been Told That I'm Incompetent, Socially Retarded, Maladjusted. I Still Know That I Couldn't Function In Reality. Los Angeles Is A Good Place For Me.

Fact: The New '90210' Is Cooler Than The Old '90210.' It's The Lithe, Streamlined Skipper To The Elder Series' Venerable Barbie. Gone Are The Traditional Parents - They've Been Replaced By A Hipster Mom N' Pop Who Get Busted Necking In The Car.

I Don't Think I Ever Got The Hang Of The Writers' Room. I Love Collaborating With People, But I Really Do My Best Work Alone, And I Think I Would Want To - If I Did Something Again, I Think I'd Want To Take Total Ownership The Way Aaron Sorkin Or David Kelley Does.

The Public's Appetite For Frothy, Flippant Blondes Has Waned, But Paris Hilton Still Fascinates Me.

The Things That I Write Are Autobiographical In A Surreal Sense, Like When You Have A Dream And You Go To The Doctor's Office, But Then You Turn Around And It's Actually Your Childhood Home And The Doctor Has Turned Into Ryan Reynolds.