Hollywood Is A Perpetual Summerland, A Temperate,

Now '90210' Is Returning With An All-new Cast Of Slightly More Plausible Teens. I'll Be Honest: I Wish The Old Cast Was Back. Ideally, This Spin-off Would Be An Ice Storm-esque Exploration Of The West Beverly Gang's Bleak Adult Lives.

Juno Macguff: I Was Out Handling Things Way Beyond My Maturity Level.

If This Whole Writing Thing Doesn't Work Out, I'll Be Getting Right Back On The Pole.

People Don't Have These Tidy Little Redemption Arcs In Reality The Way They Do In Movies.

Shoulda Gone To China. They Give Away Babies Like Free Ipods. They Put Them In Guns And Shoot Them Out At Sporting Events.