Jump Out Of Bed And I Stumble

I Know That I Always Wanted Things. I Was Always Proud Of My People, Proud Of My Home, But I Always Wanted More. I Think Most People Do.

When I Have Sex With My Husband, I Fantasize I Am With A Petite, Hot Young Woman.

I Am Amazed At The Response Of My Being On The Show. Everywhere I Go, Every Young Person Points At Me And Says "hi, Aunt Dolly." Or "are You Aunt Dolly?" I Love Doing The Show And I Love Miley And Billy Ray [cyrus]. I Am Proud To Be Her Honorary Godmother.

I'm In The Public Eye, So I Don't Care Who Knows What I Get Done. If I See Something Sagging, Dragging, Or Bagging, I Get It Sucked, Tucked, Or Plucked.

I Hope Life Treats You Kind, And I Hope You Have All That You Ever Dreamed Of, And I Wish You Joy And Happiness. But Above All Of This, I Wish You Love.