The Guitar Is My Favorite And The

I'm In The Public Eye, So I Don't Care Who Knows What I Get Done. If I See Something Sagging, Dragging, Or Bagging, I Get It Sucked, Tucked, Or Plucked.

I Feel Fortunate That I've Had A Lot Of Songs Recorded By Other People, Because I Take My Songwriting Very Seriously. It's Only Those People That Have Followed Me Over The Years And Really Know My Work That Know How Serious I Am About All Of It - Including The Way I Look. You Can't Take My High Heels From Me, You Can't Have My Long Fingernails, You Can't Take All This Hair From Me, Because It's Part Of This Thing That I've Become. I Wouldn't Want To Give Any Of It Up. Do I Have To Be Ugly To Be A Songwriter? This Is The Way I Am, And It's What I Choose To Be.

I'll Just Wait Right Here For You Cause I Know Your New Love Won't Last. I Wound Easy, But I Heal Fast.

I Tried Every Diet In The Book. I Tried Some That Weren't In The Book. I Tried Eating The Book. It Tasted Better Than Most Of The Diets.

People Say I Look So Happy - And I Say, 'that's The Botox.'