Join Me In Olympic Heros For Abstinence.

I Feel Like A Real Cowboy! Yippi Ki Yay!

Pro Wrestling Is Not Fake; It's Sports Entertainment. We Go Out There And We Perform, And A Lot Of What We Do Out There Is Real, But We're Not Going To Insult Anyone's Intelligence - There Is A Predetermined Winner. It's Just The Fans Don't Know Who It Is, And That's What Makes It So Intriguing.

I Hear Your Chants. I Hear Your Cat Calls. And Yes It's True. I'm Obsessed With Other Men's Balls. Word!

If Your Olympic Hero Were To Use The Worm In The 1996 Olympic Games, It Would Be So Embarassing To All The Other Atheletes - And Our Country, Mind You- That The Usa Would Have Finished Behind Guam.

Not To Mention Our Former Tag Team Champions Lost Their Titles After My Good Friend Christian Was Hit In The Genitals With A Hockey Stick By A Midgit! I Mean Enough Is Enough