Join Me In Olympic Heros For Abstinence.

Im In Professional Wrestling, Which Is What I Do For A Living. I Coordinate Stunts. I Memorize Them.

Hey, I Drank Milk That Was A Day Past Its Expiration Date. Now That Is Extreme!

Oh It's True, It's Damn True.

Ive Been Chastised For Going Into Mixed Martial Arts And Backing Out. But The Reason I Backed Out Was The Terms - They Wanted Me Ready To Fight In Four Weeks, But Youve Got To Be Out Of Your Mind. So I Decided To Go Back To My Roots, Back To Wrestling.

I Feel Like A Real Cowboy! Yippi Ki Yay!