John Kerry Will Undergo Surgery To Repair

People Here In Los Angeles Are Disgusted Now About A Sex Scandal Involving Arnold Schwarzenegger. Apparently For Seven Years, He Carried On A Sexual Relationship With His Own Wife.

The Prison Scandal Is Really Hurting President Bush's Poll Numbers. In Fact, I Hear He's Already Working On His Concession Smirk.

With Iraq Plunging Into Chaos And Gas Prices At Record Highs President Bush Took Time Out This Weekend For A Ride On His Bicycle, But Unfortunately He Fell Off And Sustained Cuts To His Face And Hands. Apparently Bush Was Distracted By The Enormous Responsibilities Of The Presidency. I'm Just Kidding. He Hit Some Gravel Or Something.

John Kerry Will Undergo Surgery To Repair His Right Shoulder. He Originally Hurt It When He Suddenly Switched Positions On Iraq.

I Think That You're Always Going To Have Some People Who Are Negative Or View You In A Certain Way.