President Bush Is In The Hot Seat

While There's No 'i' In Team, There's Also No 'you', Okay? So Back Off.

Maria Shriver Is Credited With Helping Arnold Win By Standing By Him Despite Allegations Of Groping. She Had To Stand By Him Cause Arnold Had A Vice Grip On Her Left Ass Cheek.

President Bush Has Delivered A New Resolution To The U.n. Saying That Saddam Has Failed To Cooperate With U.n. Resolutions, Freeing Us To Get Our War On. Don't Mess With Us France, Or We'll Send Jerry Lewis To Iraq As A Human Shield.

John Kerry Will Be The Democratic Nominee For President. Democrats Finally Found Someone Who Is Al Gore Without The Flash And The Sizzle.

I Always Tell People I Romanticize About Doing Something Simple, Like Doing Radio In Northern California.