John Cleese Once Told Me He'd Do

I'm Not Really A Celebrity; I'm Just Vestigially Left Over From Doing Stuff From Before.

Having Little Money To Spend Was A Valuable Learning Experience. My Schooling Also Shaped My Work Ethic Because While Other Children Were Listening To The Goons, I Was Studying, Which Enabled Me To Go To Cambridge University.

Life Took Over 4 Billion Years To Evolve Into You, And You've About 70 More Years To Enjoy It. Don't Just Pursue Happiness, Catch It.

What's Brown And Sounds Like A Bell? Dung!

The Idea That We Evolved With These Thoughts Is Actually Very Fascinating - To Me.