John Cleese Once Told Me He'd Do

Of The Sparkling Wines, The Most Famous Is Perth Pink. This Is A Bottle With A Message In, And The Message Is "beware". This Is Not A Wine For Drinking; This Is A Wine For Laying Down And Avoiding.

Executives Do Not On The Whole Do Well With Comedy. They Can't Understand It, They Can't Read It, They Can't Spot It.

I Live In A Spanish-style Hillside Home In Los Angeles, California. I Paid $900,000 In 1995. It's Perhaps Worth About $3m Now. Thankfully, I Paid Off My Mortgage Before The Crash Because I Could See It Coming. I Worried That I Would Be Caught Having To Pay Off A Very High Mortgage For A House I Couldn't Sell.

I Will Jump On Anybody's Private Plane At The Drop Of A Hat. I'm An Old-fashioned Lower-middle-class Boy.

My Father, Who Was A Sergeant In The Raf During The Second World War, Was Killed In A Hitchhiking Accident While Returning Home On Compassionate Leave. As A Result, My Mother Had To Get Work, As A Nurse, And At Seven The Raf Put Me Into A Boarding School And Ex-orphanage Called The Royal Wolverhampton School.