John Cleese Once Told Me He'd Do

At Cambridge, You Have To Kiss The Vice-chancellor's Fingers. But I Missed Out On That, 'cause I Was Doing A Matinee. I Don't Want To Kiss A Strange Man's Fingers Anyway.

The Dreadful Thing About Getting Older Is You Cry At The Drop Of A Hat.

Even If You've Written Something For Print, I Think It's Good To Try [it] Out On Someone Because It Changes. You Can Think It's Hilarious And They Can Tell You It's Not.

I Think The Special Thing About Python Is That It's A Writers' Commune. The Writers Are In Charge. The Writers Decide What The Material Is.

I Got Used To Dealing With Groups Of Boys And Getting On With Life In Unpleasant Circumstances And Being Smart And Funny And Subversive At The Expense Of Authority.