I'm Not Really A Celebrity; I'm Just

I Live In A Spanish-style Hillside Home In Los Angeles, California. I Paid $900,000 In 1995. It's Perhaps Worth About $3m Now. Thankfully, I Paid Off My Mortgage Before The Crash Because I Could See It Coming. I Worried That I Would Be Caught Having To Pay Off A Very High Mortgage For A House I Couldn't Sell.

I Got Locked Into A Tradition [at Cambridge] Of Doing Comedy.

There's No Gap Between The Writer And The Performer, Which Is What I Think Makes [monty] Python Unique. Five Or Six People Who Write Python And Five Or Six Who Act It. That's What Makes It Unique.

I Never Pay Any Attention To Figures.

Life Has A Very Simple Plot: First You're Here And Then You're Not.