I'm Not Really A Celebrity; I'm Just

I've Always Found Bad Films More Enjoyable Than Good Ones.

They're A Typical Hollywood Audience. All The Kids Are On Drugs And All The Adults Are On Roller Skates.

Well We Were Lucky Because We Started In Canada Where Everybody Has A Sense Of Humour! We Flirted A Little While With Josh Groban. He Was Personally Interested In It. He Said Oh I'd Love To Do Something Different, And I Said Well It's Pretty Different! But In The End The Dates Didn't Work Out.

Writers Tend To Suffer From Back Problems Because They Spend Their Time Bent Over A Desk.

I Used To Collect Persian Rugs And Real Estate - You Should Be Able To Walk On And Live In Your Money. I Had To Give Up The Rugs Because I'm Allergic To Mould.