Joan Rivers Telling Lauren Bacall Her Dress

Now I Don't Have Anything Against Mexican People, But For God's Sakes, Sign The Gust Book On The Way In.

Is It Just Me, Or Are The 49ers Doing An Awful Lot Of Ass-patting Today?

Obama Better Hope A Kicked Ass Is Covered By Obamacare.

Born Again?! No, I'm Not. Excuse Me For Getting It Right The First Time.

Martha Stewart Denied Allegations That She Had Been Given Inside Information To Sell 4,000 Shares Of A Stock In A Biotech Firm. Stewart Then Showed Her Audience How To Make A Festive, Quick-burning Yule Log Out Of Freshly-shredded Financial Documents.