We Need Anything Politically Important Rationed Out

But The Biggest Fake Of The Year, Paul Begala's Last Smile

It Takes Zero Politically Correct People To Screw In A Lightbulb Because They Are Perpetually In The Dark.

I'm Glad I Don't Have A Lot Of Money In The Market. And Quite Frankly, You'd Be Better Off Giving Your Money To A Colorblind Roulette Addict Than Put It In The Stock Market.

If Bill Gates Is Worth $30 Billion Then A Good Haircut Must Cost $31 Billion

I Think We Have To Help The Helpless. The Clueless? I Don't Give A Rat's Ass About The Clueless.