Liberals Always Feel Your Pain. Unless Of

Branson, Missouri, Is Vegas For People With No Teeth.

The Way I've Always Governed My Life As Far As Fiscal Policy Goes Is I'm Smart Enough To Know That I'm Dumb About It, So I Surround Myself With Smart People In Much The Same Way A Hole Surrounds Itself With A Doughnut. I Just Pay Things Off. That's All I Do.

You Know There Is A Problem With The Education System When You Realize That Out Of The 3 R's Only One Begins With An R.

It Takes Zero Politically Correct People To Screw In A Lightbulb Because They Are Perpetually In The Dark.

If I Had Wanted To Ice The Little Toad, I Would Have Done It A Long Time Ago.