Jews Are The Most Liberal, Scrappy, Civil-rightsy

Don’t Forget, God Can See You Masturbating. But Don’t Stop. He’s Almost There.

I Mean, I Talk About Being Jewish A Lot. It's Funny Because I Do Think Of Myself As Jewish Ethnically, But I'm Not Religious At All. I Have No Religion.

The First Time I Did Stand-up Was The Summer I Was 17.

I Think Fake Boobs Have Done Great Things For Real Boobs. I Think People Finally Appreciate Real Boobs. People Like Real Boobs. I Do. I Also Enjoy The Fact That They Are Life-nourishers.

I Remember The Horror Story That I Told Myself Over And Over Again. I'm Totally Alone In My Body. I'm Totally Alone In My Head And Nobody Will Ever See Through My Eyes. I'm Just Completely Alone.