I Just Don't Let That Mentality Be

If My Catholic Boyfriend And I Ever Have A Kid, We'll Just Be Honest With It. We'll Say That Mommy Is One Of God's Chosen People, And Daddy Believes That Jesus Is Magic!

I Do Love Poop. I Can't Help It. The Heart Wants What It Wants. I Enjoy Being Clever And Pithy And Political, But Nothing's Going To Get Me Like Dumb Stuff.

I Dress Normal Because I Want People To Treat Me Regular. And Their Brains Explode. It's Really Fun.

I'm Jewish, But I'm Totally Not.

I'm All Sentimental. I've Probably Been Ruined By Romantic Movies, But I Really Do Believe In Love. I've Experienced It, I've Had It, So I Know It's Real.