Jesse Ain't Running Nothin' But His Mouth.

I Read A Funny Story About How The Republicans Freed The Slaves. The Republicans Are The Ones Who Created Slavery By Law In The 1600's. Abraham Lincoln Freed The Slaves And He Was Not A Republican.

There Are Two Kinds Of Truth. There Are Real Truths, And There Are Made Up Truths.

People Blame Me Because These Water Mains Break, But I Ask You, If The Water Mains Didn't Break, Would It Be My Responsibility To Fix Them Then? Would It!?!

When You Know More, You Can Do More.

I Am Clearly More Popular Than Reagan. I Am In My Third Term. Where's Reagan? Gone After Two! Defeated By George Bush And Michael Dukakis No Less.