I Am A Great Mayor; I Am

I Read A Funny Story About How The Republicans Freed The Slaves. The Republicans Are The Ones Who Created Slavery By Law In The 1600's. Abraham Lincoln Freed The Slaves And He Was Not A Republican.

I Had My Bad Times. But The Good News Is That Every Time This Has Happened I've Taken Full Responsibility For It. I Don't Try To Duck It, I Don't Try To Dodge It, I Don't Try To Bullshit About It. Truth Crushed To The Ground Will Rise Again. And That's What My Life Has Been About.

Outside Of The Killings, Washington Has One Of The Lowest Crime Rates In The Country.

There Are Two Kinds Of Truth. There Are Real Truths, And There Are Made Up Truths.

People Have Criticized Me Because My Security Detail Is Larger Than The President's. But You Must Ask Yourself: Are There More People Who Want To Kill Me Than Who Want To Kill The President? I Can Assure You There Are.