Life Is Short, But It's Long Enough

Wise Men Have But Few Confidants, And Cunning Ones None.

The Man Who Ain't Got An Enemy Is Really Poor.

It Iz Comparitively Eazy Tew Repent Ov The Sins That We Hav Committed, But Tew Repent Ov Thoze Which We Intend To Commit, Is Asking Tew Mutch Ov Enny Man, Now Days.

Despatch Is Taking Time By The Ears; Hurry Is Taking It By The End Of The Tail.

If You Would Make Yourself Agreeable Wherever You Go, Listen To The Grievances Of Others But Never Relate Your Own.