I Couldn't Think Of Anything Less Appealing

My Dad Never Graduated High School. He Was A Printing Salesman. We Lived In A Two-bedroom, One-bath House In St. Louis Park, Minnesota. We Weren't Rich - But We Felt Secure.

I Want A President Who Can Handle A Cream Soda.

It's Hard To Have That Debate Around Secret Programs Authorized By Secret Legal Opinions Issued By A Secret Court. Actually, It's Impossible To Have That Debate.

There Is - I Mean - I Found Early In Life That Righteous Indignation Is A Little Off-putting, And So I Try To Couch It With Humor.

You Have To Love Your Country Like An Adult Loves Somebody, Not Like A Child Loves Its Mommy. And Right-wing Republicans Tend To Love America Like A Child Loves Its Mommy, Where Everything Mommy Does Is Okay. But Adult Love Means You’re Not In Denial, And You Want The Loved One To Be The Best They Can Be.