I'm The New York Jew Who Actually

We Love America Just As Much As They Do. But In A Different Way. You See, They Love America Like A 4-year-old Loves His Mommy. Liberals Love America Like Grown-ups. To A 4-year-old, Everything Mommy Does Is Wonderful And Anyone Who Criticizes Mommy Is Bad. Grown-up Love Means Actually Understanding What You Love, Taking The Good With The Bad And Helping Your Loved One Grow.

Google Might Be Doping The Horses.

It's Easier To Put On Slippers Than To Carpet The Whole World.

If 98 Out Of 100 Doctors Tell Me I've Got A Problem, I Should Take Their Advice. And If Those Two Other Doctors Get Paid By Big Snack Food, Like Certain Climate Deniers Get Paid By Big Coal, I Shouldn't Take Their Advice.

Veterans Report That Service Dogs Help Break Their Isolation. People Will Often Avert Their Eyes When They See A Wounded Veteran. But When The Veteran Has A Dog, The Same People Will Come Up And Say, 'hi' To Pet The Dog And Then Strike Up A Conversation.