I'm The New York Jew Who Actually

Bob Dole Used To Be Really Funny. Barney Frank Can Be Kind Of Funny. Bob Kerrey Has A Good Sense Of Humor.

To Ask Whether The Mainstream Media Has A Conservative Or Liberal Bias Is Like Asking Whether Al-qaida Uses Too Much Oil In Their Hummus. It's - I Think They Might Use Too Much Oil In Their Hummus - But It's The Wrong Question.

I'm Sure I've Devoted Enough Thought To Rush Limbaugh For One Lifetime.

Humor And Seriousness Are Not In Opposition To Each Other.

I'm Crushed By The Responsibility Of Writing A Satirical Book.