I've Shown People Richard Pryor Who've Never

I'm Thankful For Women. I Think Women Are More Intelligent Than Men. Also, Without Women, There Would Be No Cookies.

Liberty, Like Health, Appears Most Precious When Lost.

Comedy Is Surprises, So If You're Intending To Make Somebody Laugh And They Don't Laugh, That's Funny.

The Reason We Have Few Friends In Adversity, Is, Because We Have No True Ones In Prosperity.

Many Frequently Change Their Principles, But Seldom Their Practices.