They That Are Fated To Be Fools,

Ever See This? It's A Homeless Guy But He's Got A Dog... The Dog's Really Thrilled With This Idea. The Dog's Going, Hey Pal, I Can Do This By Myself Pretty Well. The Longest Walk In The World You Got Me On Here.

There Are Two Things At Which Most Men Are Grieved: When Their Faults Are Exposed, And When Their Virtues Are Concealed.

Liberty, Like Health, Appears Most Precious When Lost.

I Went To A Hypnotist. He Put Me Under A Spell, And Every Time I Had A Craving For A Cigarette, I Would Throw Up. It's Very Embarrassing Right After Sex. I Find It Pretty Hard To Get That Second Date After That. Girls Get All Snobby After You Barf On Them.

I Sort Of Have Open Invitations From A Lot Of People To Do Tv. But It's Very Hard For Me To Do Roles In Sitcoms And Movies Because I'm Not A Great Actor, So If The Material Isn't Good, I'm In Torment While I Do It.