When Something Is Bothering Me, I Write

You Have To Be First, Different, Or Great. If You're One Of Them, You May Make It.

My Attitude Toward Men Who Mess Around Is Simple: If You Find 'em, Kill 'em.

I Never Knew Where Babies Came From Until It Happened To Me.

My Biggest Hero, Gregory Peck, Was My Birthday Present On April 14, 1973. I Just Sat And Stared At Him.

When I'd Tell People I Like Country Music They'd Get This Look On Their Faces. People Were Kind Of Ashamed Of Country.