I've Seen More Intelligence In The Crotch

Ack! Parables. I Hate Parables.

May The Irs Find That You Deduct Your Pet Sheep As An Entertainment Expense.

Everyone Is Happier If They Have Someone Else To Look Down On, As Well As Someone To Look Up To, Especially If They Resent Both.

Only Cops And Vampires Have To Have An Invitation To Enter.

Boredom Can Be A Lethal Thing On A Small Island.