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Almost 70 Years Have Gone By, And I've Still Got That Feeling When I Write... Writing, For Me, Is Still It. It Has Always Been The Basis Of Everything I Do. I'm A Writer Who Performs, Not A Performer Who Writes. I Love The Act Of Writing. It's Still A Thrill For Me.

Snooker Is Just Chess With Balls.

Disco Dancing Is Just The Steady Thump Of A Giant Moron Knocking In An Endless Nail.

People Should Be Stopped From Writing Poetry. There's Far Too Much Of It. And If They're Any Good, They'll Go Ahead Anyways.

Young Men Especially - I Don't Know If Young Women Feel Much The Same - But Young Men Think They Are Immortal, Automatically. They Have No Idea Of Time Because They Have So Much Energy And I Was Like That.