I Was Sitting In The Toilet And

I'm Not A Big One For Jokes. I Can't Tell A Joke, Believe It Or Not. If You Gave Me A Thousand Bucks And Said, "don, Get Up At A Party And Tell A Joke," I'm The Worst.

Half The Battle Is That People Have To Like You Before You Say One Joke, One Bit Of Humor.

Showbiz Is Great If You're Successful.

I Don't Get Into Politics. I Know [donald] Trump, But I Don't Follow That. That's Just An Aside For Him When He Has Nothing Else To Say. He Never Involved Me In Any Of That Stuff.

When You Stand Alone And Sell Yourself, You Can't Please Everyone. But When You're Different, You Can Last.