I've Never Done Too Much Inquiry Into

Perhaps I Shifted From "me" To "we" When I Realized That "i" Could Get A Lot More Done With "us."

I Am Not On Tumblr. I Can Barely Spell Tumblr. However, There Does Seem To Be Someone On Tumblr (who Copied My Reddit User Name) Who Is Apparently Trying To Impersonate Me. I Like The Idea That People Are Pretending To Be Me. I Spend Most Of My Time Pretending Not To Be Me.

If God Is Watching Your Every Move, You Should Probably Straighten Up Your Act A Little Bit.

When The Haiti Earthquake Happened, I Registered With Unicef To Set Up An Account, And Posted To Twitter For People To Donate To It. In A Matter Of A Couple Of Hours, $30,000 Had Been Donated. That, To Me, Was Eye-opening.

Be Kind To Yourself So You Can Be Happy Enough To Be Kind To The World.