Be Kind To Yourself So You Can

If God Is Watching Your Every Move, You Should Probably Straighten Up Your Act A Little Bit.

Being A Father Is Like Directing Alien Or Invasion Of The Body Snatchers. It's Much More Difficult Than Directing An Episode Of Tv. Also, Directing A Show Or Movie Lasts A Few Months At Most, Parenting Lasts For Decades.

Angels Are Totally Real. Tinkerbell Has A Hot Ass. Wendigos Exist. It's All True. Satan Is Blonde. True Fact.

I'm Not Actually Pop Culture Or Social Media Savvy. I Really Didn't Know What Twitter Was When I Created An Account.

I've Been Compiling A List Of Art Project Ideas For A Long Time. These Are Ideas Of Things I Would Love To See Someday. They Range From The Practical - Jackets With Woodstoves In Them - To The Sublime - Images Of Nuns On Waterslides.