I've Never Considered Myself A Comedian. I'm

I Trust Most People. Not Producers.

The Thing I Get The Most [in Public] Is, 'hey, Eugene.' You Know What I Mean? There's No Catch Phrase Like: 'what A Week I'm Having.' People Will Actually Just Say, 'hey, Eugene' Or 'hi, Eugene.' It's A Great Thing; They Feel That Comfortable Calling Me By My First Name. It's Not Being Forward. It Depends How You Say It. I Think They Can't Help Themselves. They Think They Know Me. I Find It Gratifying.

I Approach My Work The Way An Actor Approaches Their Work. The Only Difference Is That I Do Comedy, And My Job Is To Make Things Funny. My Style Makes Things Sound Like They're Improvisational And Happening Right Then And There.

The Romans Had, Like Other Pagan Nations, A Nature Festival, Called By Them Saturnalia, And The Northern Peoples Had Yule; Both Celebrated The Turn Of The Year From The Death Of Winter To The Life Of Spring - The Winter Solstice. As This Was An Auspicious Change The Festival Was A Very Joyous One... The Giving Of Presents And The Burning Of Candles Characterized It. Among The Northern People The Lighting Of A Huge Log In The Houses Of The Great And With Appropriate Ceremonies Was A Feature.

I Used To Like Watching Helen Mirren's Early Films, Because She Was Always Naked. It's Titillating.