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When Women Are Depressed, They Eat Or Go Shopping.

You Know You Are In Love When You Are Willing To Share Your Cash-machine Number.

I Deliver Very Traditionally, And People Aren't Threatened. I Think If I Cursed Or Seemed Wilder, I Couldn't Get Away With The Amount Of Very Opinionated Politics I Get Away With.

You Never See A Man Walking Down The Street With A Woman Who Has A Little Potbelly And A Bald Spot.

Citizens Are All Equal In Politics: We Each Have One Vote.