To Listen To Your Own Silence Is

My Fashion Philosophy Is, If You're Not Covered In Dog Hair, Your Life Is Empty.

Designers Don't Put Out The Same Sweater Every Year. They Just Keep Creating.

To Listen To Your Own Silence Is The Key To Comedy.

I Read Books That Say If You Want To Keep Sex Hot You Tell A Person What You Want. How Do You Tell 'em You Want Somebody Else?

I Can't Get Married. I Can't Fake Sleep For 30 Years.