I've Matured, Maybe, But Not Grown Up.

It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, It's Where You Put That Booger That Counts.

I've Never Been Beaten Up! I'm A Black Belt In Run-fu.

Don't Jack Off A Cactus, You'll Only Hurt Your Hand And The Cactus' Feelings

I Get Mad When People Are Against Pot.

Prosthetic Head Is Better Than No Head In The Morning.