I've Matured, Maybe, But Not Grown Up.

Why Are There No Clouds In The Sky? ... 'cause God Wants To Watch His Favorite Band Again!

I'd Probably Be A Burglar, I'd Burgle People.

I Didn't Have A Normal Childhood By Any Means. But It Was What It Was, And I Appreciate What My Parents Did For Me.

Yeah, I'm Going To Learn. I'm Going To Learn To Skate Really Good, And If I Can't, I'm Going To Get Hurt Doing It.

Don't Jack Off A Cactus, You'll Only Hurt Your Hand And The Cactus' Feelings