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Well, I Came Down To La Initially To Join The Groundlings, Which Is An Improv Comedy Group. I Didn't Get In, Of Course, Becaue I'm Not A Part Of The Groundlings. I Just Assumed That I Could Walk In And Take Over. So They Said: "hit The Road Jack." And I Ended Up Getting An Agent Instead. They Sent Me Out On A Couple Of Leads And I Ended Up On A Sitcom And Van Wilder Thereafter And Then Pantsless With Sandra Bullock.

I'm Six Foot Two. If I Need Security Around Me, There's A Problem.

I Do Have Someone That I Work With And She Is Amazing And I Definitely Don't Have Unmitigated Abusive Tendencies Towards Her. She Is Very Sweet. I Also Know What That Is Like. I Have Heard My Agent Thinking He Has Hit Mute On The Phone Before He, You Know, Physically Unleashes Broken Glass And Cellphones At His Poor Assistant. It Is A Tough Job Under The Best Of Circumstances. I Understand That.

When I Was Younger, I Was Reticent To Be Vulnerable On Camera And Everything I Was Doing Was Just A Really Finely Honed Defense Mechanism From When I Was A Kid, And I Was Now Using This To Make A Living On Camera.

I Come From A Family Of Cops, And All Of Them Share That Understanding That They Put Their Lives On The Line.