It's A Lot Of Working Out, You

When Your Dad's A Cop, Calling 911 Is Really Just Like Calling Dad At Work.

The ‘friend Zone’ Is Like The Penalty Box Of Dating, Only You Can Never Get Out. Once A Girl Decides You’re Her ‘friend,’ It’s Game Over. You’ve Become A Complete Non-sexual Entity In Her Eyes, Like Her Brother, Or A Lamp.

Bringing Any Movie Together Is A Minor Miracle.

A Producer Is Someone Who Actually Calls The Shots. An Executive Producer Is Just A Guy That Eats More Food At Craft Service.

I'm Not A Hockey Fan, Which Is Probably Why I Had To Leave Canada In The First Place.