I've Had A Little Bad, Bad Media

Everyone [of My Kids] Can Ride A Bike Now, So The Park Has Had A Big Resurgence In Our Life. We Also Play A Lot Of Dumb Drawing Games.

I Read Some Article Where Reese Witherspoon Said, "if You're Not Yelling At Your Kids, You're Not Spending Enough Time With Them." It Made Me Feel So Much Better.

I Would Like To Say That I Am A Very Relaxed, Loving Person Who Is Not Competitive, But That's A Lie!

I Tell My Kids, "look, Your Life Is A Video Game, And I Have To Get You From Level Zero To 18 As An Independent Person With All Your Skills And Limbs Intact. Every Time You Hit Your Brother Or Throw Food, You're Taking Us All Back."

I'm Most Certainly Not The Beatles.