I've Had A Little Bad, Bad Media

I've Had A Little Bad, Bad Media Luck The New Year. Well, Apparently I'm Dating Bill Clinton, Which Makes Me Nervous. I Didn't Know, Though.

I Tell My Kids, "look, Your Life Is A Video Game, And I Have To Get You From Level Zero To 18 As An Independent Person With All Your Skills And Limbs Intact. Every Time You Hit Your Brother Or Throw Food, You're Taking Us All Back."

Children Are Like Crazy, Drunken Small People In Your House.

I'm In Total Celebrity Denial In General, But There's Awareness That Probably If Somebody Has Met You, They Might Go And Tell Somebody. I Just Would Rather Have The Word On The Street Stay At A Neutral, Not Like, "she Shows Up In A Ball Gown," But "she Seemed Nice." That's Fine.

There's An Expression: Great Is The Enemy Of The Good. Sometimes In Trying To Be Great, You Make A Mess Of Things.